You dirty, wiggly, slimy bastard, you. Really gonna fish the worm, huh? Well, alright. I guess if catching fish is the goal,
then it really doesn’t matter what you fish right? And that IS the goal. Don’t let those feather tossing purists tell you
they are any better than you, just because they like it better on top. They’re just trying to make themselves feel better
because you’re catching all the fish. Grab that garden hackle, to hell with the high water, and go give ‘em the longest,
plumpest thing in the box.